Be the same

I'm 17 years old and every year is the same. Whenever I want change, I try it once and everything goes back to normal. My contribution to the world: I go to school, then work, and then I do homework. I play some jr jazz, a little guiter, read some books, watch a lot of TV, take some naps, and the remainder of my time is spent at collin or drews house all year long. Every night I look myself in the mirror, send hate-mail to my pen-pal and cry myself to sleep. My ringtone is "hurt" by Johnny cash. I wish I would hurt myself instead.
Until: I walk to my basement and I begin too tingle. I don't know what I'm looking for but I know I'll find it. Actually I know exactly what I'm looking for. Zelda: Ocarina of Time...... Time to be it again.

Questions: Will Eazy ever lose his virginity?
How many times will Eazy beat this game until he can move on?
Will Eazy ever be able to write a serious post?

 *please listen to "Drake and Josh Theme" by Drake Bell

Plot-Two lives are about to be changed. Meet two 15-year-olds; David Matthews, a typical teen slacker who only loves rock 'n roll and hot girls, and Eazy E, a guy who is a straight-A student, has a job at the local movie theatre (The Premiere), and whose favorite way to spend a Saturday is to study. Yes, these two are very different. But when Eazy's father marries David's mother and the two are forced to live together, Eazy is excited about it but David can't stand his new stepbrother. Meanwhile, David's little sister Sarah tries to make David and Eazy's lives as miserable as possible. "David and Eazy" follows two teens as they learn the lessons of life and have a lot of laughs along the way.

setting - Caucasian suburbs , highly influenced by Gangster Rap

conflict- Unable to determine which house the copy of "tony hawk pro-skater" came from

theme- Death, Life, <3

character- David Matthews, Eazy- E

Scout Oath

He's so physically strong, I have to keep myself morally straight around him.

my country honors straight people, I will not obey on duty. Time to scout out some people... or person.

A reason to live

Death and Life have become popular subjects lately, senioridus is kicking in (lol(classic)) and some of you are asking for a reason to live.

Well here's mine:

sometimes I forget he's human

 Sometimes I wonder if he notices

 You think he fake bakes?

haha he know how to make me smile

 a real gentlemen

*specail thanks to Facebook

Robot

Who cares? It can't love anyways. Just destroy. I'll just get a dog. Man's best friend. Robots don't have friends.

Well, I'm their friend.

Is it fair......to have them be, but not let them be. To enslave them, then misbehave them. Is it fair..... to bring the kernels of justice to a stop, just because we're tired? Is it fair to pimp-slap the first lady, because the kids are doin' pot? Is it fair to play by the rules, when stephen hawkins is the reff? is it fair to consider stephen hawkins a human? is fair to consider a human, humane?  is it fair to civilize animals? is it fair for Savannah Buswell to have virgin lips? is it fair to throw a garbage can? is it fair to consider myself fergalicious? is it fair to not post a serious assignment? is it fair to need reason/raison? it it fair to a robot a chance at life?  is it fair that Bernie Mac is dead? .....or is it fear. what's the difference?

In the end, aren't we all just robots... made in China?

Welcome to a day in my life.

For the full effect of deep emotion and imagery, play "songbird" by Kenny G

I wake up, rub my hands down my chest. It must be chilly

I go into the spread eagle position, then upper dog. Oils all over.

The dim torch reflects florescent lights from my skin.

I throw on my silk robe, kiss my cat (kieth) and head upstairs.

Commando, I walk out the front door for the newspaper.

Just as the neighbor drives by, a dog catches a Frisbee in front of my Wilson.

I smile.

I walk back into my house to the sensual smell of "Dark Kiss"

I get on blogger and admire Kal-el and Coconut Kweller for 8 hours.

I watch Charlie Schmidts piano cat on youtube. Post a comment.

I prepare a bubble bath, and read "seventeen" magazine.

I ease into the steamy water. Hahhhhht........ ooooh..... that's nice

I make a beard out of the bubble. I look like Santa ROFL. 

I shave until my arms are to exhausted to keep going.

I yawn. It must be late. I drink a bottle of elmers glue to get me through the night

I spill. No matter, Kieth will lick it off.

zzzzzzzzzzzz

  

Green Day assignment

I walk alone. I walk alone.

It's raining dead cats and burnt rose pedals. The sky is grey, the dark mark appears. The lack of  color drowns out any color that still exists.

There are tall sky scrapers to one side of me, the front doors are locked with a rusted chain. all the windows are covered with ply wood.

To the left of me Emma Watson is hand cuffed to a railroad. The key is in my mind, but I cant reach it. Ginny Weasley stands next to me, free of death, the sight of her makes me vomit.

There's a soccer ball in the gutter and a motorcycle the gets farther away every time I get closer to it, taunting me until I rip of my shirt

There's a building on fire full of gold and money, I don't go in to save because the money isn't worth anything no more.

a cougar bites me and steals my guitar, he plays it much better than i could. Emma Watson is very impressed.
Chase Hansen tells me to "go long", every step i take i get fatter, i cant run much longer. The ball is coming towards me.... it goes over my head and Micah catches it in the end zone.

I cried out Heaven save me, But I'm down to one last breath, And with it let me say Let me say Let me say..
Hold me now

I'm 6 feet from the edge
And I'm thinkin
Maybe 6 feet ain't so far down.

I walk alone. I walk alone.