OW: I wake up to Einars norweigen horn, then I get ready to attend my World Class Highschool. I learn some important stuff that will prepare me for college, which will prepare me for a career, which will prepare me for retirement, which will prepare me for death, then what? So after school I got down to the F house and clean some cars for minimum wage, to prepare me for a mission, which will prepare me for the thing that comes after death.
Call: Bill Cosby comes into firehouse and I clean his car for a good tip. When I greet him I crack a joke about chocolate cake. Bill rofls all over the dirty pavement and offers me a spot in cosby and the gang.
Refusal: I accept immediately
Mentor: This guy

Threshold: Bill passes down one of his sweatshirts to me.

Test, Allies, Enemies: Me and Bill find ourselves in troubling circumstances after letting theodorre barrow the family Cadillac, in the meantime Bill is saying the Darnest Things. Allies: eachother. Enemies: The teenagers with the rap and the beep bop n swizzle nizzle cadooble.  Approach: Theo takes  us to the gym, Bills back gives in. what else is new, right?
Ordeal: Claire finds out the bill has been giving the kids some sugar and theo gets a girl pregnaunt.
Reward: Some chocolate cake?
The road back: I stay with the Cosbys
Return with elixir: More choclate cake

Santa is as real as Tim Allen

OW: Tim Allen owns a toy shop and his rebelious son thinks he's lame and doesn't believe in magic or christmas, neither does tim.
Call: I think Tim kills santa and puts his body in his nieghbors car, and finds out he needs to finish delivering the gifts. He's pissed because he's been paying for his sons presents for years.
Refusal: Tells the head Elf it would be redundant to become fat like santa when he wished for Jenny Craig.
Mentor: He meets the head elf who gives him some intimate stairs. The heads elfs chritmas spirit empowers Tim.

Threshold: Tim gets tired of shaving his bearn and other body parts and finally accepts what he has become.
Test, Allies, and Enemies: He faces problems because his son is on the naughty list and his wife gets a pill addiction and tries to sue him for it. He ends up kidnapping his son and making him an elf, any teenagers dream. the enemies are the lawyer people and the haters. 

Approach: The son stops resisting Tim's forceful approach at turning into an elf and they fly off together.
Ordeal: Tim is going to serve hard time in jail for kiddnapping his son and smaking mistletoe leaves.
Reward: Christmas comes around and the wife drops the case as a christmas present (low on cash)
Road Back: Keeps title of Santa
Resurrection: Still Santa
Elixer: permanantly Santa

Be the same

I'm 17 years old and every year is the same. Whenever I want change, I try it once and everything goes back to normal. My contribution to the world: I go to school, then work, and then I do homework. I play some jr jazz, a little guiter, read some books, watch a lot of TV, take some naps, and the remainder of my time is spent at collin or drews house all year long. Every night I look myself in the mirror, send hate-mail to my pen-pal and cry myself to sleep. My ringtone is "hurt" by Johnny cash. I wish I would hurt myself instead.
Until: I walk to my basement and I begin too tingle. I don't know what I'm looking for but I know I'll find it. Actually I know exactly what I'm looking for. Zelda: Ocarina of Time...... Time to be it again.

Questions: Will Eazy ever lose his virginity?
How many times will Eazy beat this game until he can move on?
Will Eazy ever be able to write a serious post?

 *please listen to "Drake and Josh Theme" by Drake Bell

Plot-Two lives are about to be changed. Meet two 15-year-olds; David Matthews, a typical teen slacker who only loves rock 'n roll and hot girls, and Eazy E, a guy who is a straight-A student, has a job at the local movie theatre (The Premiere), and whose favorite way to spend a Saturday is to study. Yes, these two are very different. But when Eazy's father marries David's mother and the two are forced to live together, Eazy is excited about it but David can't stand his new stepbrother. Meanwhile, David's little sister Sarah tries to make David and Eazy's lives as miserable as possible. "David and Eazy" follows two teens as they learn the lessons of life and have a lot of laughs along the way.

setting - Caucasian suburbs , highly influenced by Gangster Rap

conflict- Unable to determine which house the copy of "tony hawk pro-skater" came from

theme- Death, Life, <3

character- David Matthews, Eazy- E

Scout Oath

He's so physically strong, I have to keep myself morally straight around him.

my country honors straight people, I will not obey on duty. Time to scout out some people... or person.

A reason to live

Death and Life have become popular subjects lately, senioridus is kicking in (lol(classic)) and some of you are asking for a reason to live.

Well here's mine:

sometimes I forget he's human

 Sometimes I wonder if he notices

 You think he fake bakes?

haha he know how to make me smile

 a real gentlemen

*specail thanks to Facebook

Robot

Who cares? It can't love anyways. Just destroy. I'll just get a dog. Man's best friend. Robots don't have friends.

Well, I'm their friend.

Is it fair......to have them be, but not let them be. To enslave them, then misbehave them. Is it fair..... to bring the kernels of justice to a stop, just because we're tired? Is it fair to pimp-slap the first lady, because the kids are doin' pot? Is it fair to play by the rules, when stephen hawkins is the reff? is it fair to consider stephen hawkins a human? is fair to consider a human, humane?  is it fair to civilize animals? is it fair for Savannah Buswell to have virgin lips? is it fair to throw a garbage can? is it fair to consider myself fergalicious? is it fair to not post a serious assignment? is it fair to need reason/raison? it it fair to a robot a chance at life?  is it fair that Bernie Mac is dead? .....or is it fear. what's the difference?

In the end, aren't we all just robots... made in China?