Take a hit.

This is for the Chase Hansens (or should I say Chase Handsome) that could potentially let everyone down.

This is for the late bloomers, hiding their shame.

For the sterile, that can only create death.

This is for the wannabe jocks, giving away their dignity for fake happiness.

Take a hit.

This is for the Sid Hackfords who can't find mercy in justice.

For the older brother who has to act hard, and the little brother following his tracks.

This is for the dream chasers that found Snorlax.

Take a hit.

This is for the homeless.

For the catholic trying to hide from God.

For the teenage driver that took a life too send a text.

This is for the addicted with families.

For the graduate working a temp job.

Take a hit.

This for the ones who try to be the change and end up the same.

For the lawyer's son who wants to be an actor.

For the highschoolers who look up to lil Wayne.

For the victims of abuse.

This is for the foreigner who found freedom and hatred.

For the single child whose dog just died.

Take a hit. You know, the bomb ace dank stuff from up north, boxhot this place fatty style.

Everyone knows that drugs fix everything. People always tell you that you'll get an "addiction". Newsflash: Addiction is fake... along with the government.

#occupywallstreet

Ghandi

I keep forgetting I'm not on the football team.
                 I keep forgetting that Butch will never come back.
I keep forgetting that Victoria's Secret will never love me.
                 I keep forgetting that I'm going to die, even with Harold Minors constant reminders.
I keep forgetting it's not acceptable to fart in public.
                 I keep forgetting foreign exchange students have feelings
I keep forgetting that i cant make love to siri.
                 I keep forgetting that dragon's aren't real.
I keep forgetting that a sword is a weapon.
                 I keep forgetting I'm not allowed to say the N word.
I keep forgetting that Officer Thurston is a real cop.
                 I keep forgetting that mahatma gandhi and muhammad ali aren't the same person
I keep forgetting that I'll never be happy if I'm always working towards happiness
                 I keep forgetting that other people don't think the same way as me.
I keep forgetting that I'll see my mom again
                 I keep forgetting how lucky I am
I keep forgetting that other people are starving
                and that communism is for reals
that other people live in the projects
                that my mom cooks me meals.
I never forget Christmas though

Ghandi Claus

To completely own ourselves is too have nothing worth living for.

this is not the last time I’ve seen the light.

OW: I wake up to Einars norweigen horn, then I get ready to attend my World Class Highschool. I learn some important stuff that will prepare me for college, which will prepare me for a career, which will prepare me for retirement, which will prepare me for death, then what? So after school I got down to the F house and clean some cars for minimum wage, to prepare me for a mission, which will prepare me for the thing that comes after death.
Call: Bill Cosby comes into firehouse and I clean his car for a good tip. When I greet him I crack a joke about chocolate cake. Bill rofls all over the dirty pavement and offers me a spot in cosby and the gang.
Refusal: I accept immediately
Mentor: This guy

Threshold: Bill passes down one of his sweatshirts to me.

Test, Allies, Enemies: Me and Bill find ourselves in troubling circumstances after letting theodorre barrow the family Cadillac, in the meantime Bill is saying the Darnest Things. Allies: eachother. Enemies: The teenagers with the rap and the beep bop n swizzle nizzle cadooble.  Approach: Theo takes  us to the gym, Bills back gives in. what else is new, right?
Ordeal: Claire finds out the bill has been giving the kids some sugar and theo gets a girl pregnaunt.
Reward: Some chocolate cake?
The road back: I stay with the Cosbys
Return with elixir: More choclate cake

Santa is as real as Tim Allen

OW: Tim Allen owns a toy shop and his rebelious son thinks he's lame and doesn't believe in magic or christmas, neither does tim.
Call: I think Tim kills santa and puts his body in his nieghbors car, and finds out he needs to finish delivering the gifts. He's pissed because he's been paying for his sons presents for years.
Refusal: Tells the head Elf it would be redundant to become fat like santa when he wished for Jenny Craig.
Mentor: He meets the head elf who gives him some intimate stairs. The heads elfs chritmas spirit empowers Tim.

Threshold: Tim gets tired of shaving his bearn and other body parts and finally accepts what he has become.
Test, Allies, and Enemies: He faces problems because his son is on the naughty list and his wife gets a pill addiction and tries to sue him for it. He ends up kidnapping his son and making him an elf, any teenagers dream. the enemies are the lawyer people and the haters. 

Approach: The son stops resisting Tim's forceful approach at turning into an elf and they fly off together.
Ordeal: Tim is going to serve hard time in jail for kiddnapping his son and smaking mistletoe leaves.
Reward: Christmas comes around and the wife drops the case as a christmas present (low on cash)
Road Back: Keeps title of Santa
Resurrection: Still Santa
Elixer: permanantly Santa

Be the same

I'm 17 years old and every year is the same. Whenever I want change, I try it once and everything goes back to normal. My contribution to the world: I go to school, then work, and then I do homework. I play some jr jazz, a little guiter, read some books, watch a lot of TV, take some naps, and the remainder of my time is spent at collin or drews house all year long. Every night I look myself in the mirror, send hate-mail to my pen-pal and cry myself to sleep. My ringtone is "hurt" by Johnny cash. I wish I would hurt myself instead.
Until: I walk to my basement and I begin too tingle. I don't know what I'm looking for but I know I'll find it. Actually I know exactly what I'm looking for. Zelda: Ocarina of Time...... Time to be it again.

Questions: Will Eazy ever lose his virginity?
How many times will Eazy beat this game until he can move on?
Will Eazy ever be able to write a serious post?

 *please listen to "Drake and Josh Theme" by Drake Bell

Plot-Two lives are about to be changed. Meet two 15-year-olds; David Matthews, a typical teen slacker who only loves rock 'n roll and hot girls, and Eazy E, a guy who is a straight-A student, has a job at the local movie theatre (The Premiere), and whose favorite way to spend a Saturday is to study. Yes, these two are very different. But when Eazy's father marries David's mother and the two are forced to live together, Eazy is excited about it but David can't stand his new stepbrother. Meanwhile, David's little sister Sarah tries to make David and Eazy's lives as miserable as possible. "David and Eazy" follows two teens as they learn the lessons of life and have a lot of laughs along the way.

setting - Caucasian suburbs , highly influenced by Gangster Rap

conflict- Unable to determine which house the copy of "tony hawk pro-skater" came from

theme- Death, Life, <3

character- David Matthews, Eazy- E