I'm really excited for creative writing this year. The kids have been really nice to me. There are some really cute girls in the class, but I'm to nervous to talk to them, especially Chandler (not a dude). I took creative writing because Dr. dre challenged me to express my self, in his song "Express Yourself" by NWA. I might not play football chase, but I like to think writing and football aren't so different. For example, in football your trying to score some touchdowns, and in writing, you trying to get a good grade. Football players wear a cup when they play football; I wear a cup when I write. In football, you need to protect the quarterback from defenders, in writing, I need to protect my self-esteem from football players. It's all very relevant. The point I'm trying to make is I love ventilating my feelings with a pen and paper and I love opening up my imagination to my peers and blog-followers and that's why I took creative writing.
Sincerely, RJ xxx
I'm laughing. I'm upset about your name and I kind of want you to change it. But I'm laughing. Can't you disguise the name a little? Like R. Jeremy or Ronny J. Or something. I just don't want all of your writing fans to fall in love with you and then google you and then get hooked on pornography and live in their parents' basement until they're 42 just to use their free wireless.
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.