OW: I wake up to Einars norweigen horn, then I get ready to attend my World Class Highschool. I learn some important stuff that will prepare me for college, which will prepare me for a career, which will prepare me for retirement, which will prepare me for death, then what? So after school I got down to the F house and clean some cars for minimum wage, to prepare me for a mission, which will prepare me for the thing that comes after death.
Call: Bill Cosby comes into firehouse and I clean his car for a good tip. When I greet him I crack a joke about chocolate cake. Bill rofls all over the dirty pavement and offers me a spot in cosby and the gang.
Refusal: I accept immediately
Mentor: This guy

Threshold: Bill passes down one of his sweatshirts to me.

Test, Allies, Enemies: Me and Bill find ourselves in troubling circumstances after letting theodorre barrow the family Cadillac, in the meantime Bill is saying the Darnest Things. Allies: eachother. Enemies: The teenagers with the rap and the beep bop n swizzle nizzle cadooble.  Approach: Theo takes  us to the gym, Bills back gives in. what else is new, right?
Ordeal: Claire finds out the bill has been giving the kids some sugar and theo gets a girl pregnaunt.
Reward: Some chocolate cake?
The road back: I stay with the Cosbys
Return with elixir: More choclate cake

Santa is as real as Tim Allen

OW: Tim Allen owns a toy shop and his rebelious son thinks he's lame and doesn't believe in magic or christmas, neither does tim.
Call: I think Tim kills santa and puts his body in his nieghbors car, and finds out he needs to finish delivering the gifts. He's pissed because he's been paying for his sons presents for years.
Refusal: Tells the head Elf it would be redundant to become fat like santa when he wished for Jenny Craig.
Mentor: He meets the head elf who gives him some intimate stairs. The heads elfs chritmas spirit empowers Tim.

Threshold: Tim gets tired of shaving his bearn and other body parts and finally accepts what he has become.
Test, Allies, and Enemies: He faces problems because his son is on the naughty list and his wife gets a pill addiction and tries to sue him for it. He ends up kidnapping his son and making him an elf, any teenagers dream. the enemies are the lawyer people and the haters. 

Approach: The son stops resisting Tim's forceful approach at turning into an elf and they fly off together.
Ordeal: Tim is going to serve hard time in jail for kiddnapping his son and smaking mistletoe leaves.
Reward: Christmas comes around and the wife drops the case as a christmas present (low on cash)
Road Back: Keeps title of Santa
Resurrection: Still Santa
Elixer: permanantly Santa

Be the same

I'm 17 years old and every year is the same. Whenever I want change, I try it once and everything goes back to normal. My contribution to the world: I go to school, then work, and then I do homework. I play some jr jazz, a little guiter, read some books, watch a lot of TV, take some naps, and the remainder of my time is spent at collin or drews house all year long. Every night I look myself in the mirror, send hate-mail to my pen-pal and cry myself to sleep. My ringtone is "hurt" by Johnny cash. I wish I would hurt myself instead.
Until: I walk to my basement and I begin too tingle. I don't know what I'm looking for but I know I'll find it. Actually I know exactly what I'm looking for. Zelda: Ocarina of Time...... Time to be it again.

Questions: Will Eazy ever lose his virginity?
How many times will Eazy beat this game until he can move on?
Will Eazy ever be able to write a serious post?