If you really knew me.....

You would know that I'm still fascinated by the Poké Ball.
That I think lipo-suction technology should be a household item.

You would know that I'm self conscious of other people sometimes.
That I fantasize of a Tony Hawk game that is all of earth, so I could go skate to my house and watch myself play tony hawk.

You would know that I enjoy looking at pictures of people I don't know and then judge them based off appearence.
That I daydream about saving Emma Watsons life.

You would know that I want to be a cool dad.
That I'm planning on training my kid to be the worlds greates badmitten player (little competition)

You would know that I'm Pro-Death
That I believe all animals should be domestic.

You would know that riencarnation scares me.
that I hate touching paper in the morning.

You would know that marraige scares the living stomach acids out of me.
That I love sitting back in chairs.

You would know that I often look through "random articles" on wikipedia.
That me and Chase aren't really "that" close of friends... but still pretty close.

You would know that I'm scared to become an adult because I dont think they'll like my sense of humor.
that I'm very persuasive to myself.

and so forth....

Demetri Martin

I feel bad about being so late on this, i was just really occupied during christmas break messin around with girls and stuff, you know. I wish the blog post was just "what we got for christmas", ive already answered that question like 20 times. One of my gifts was a new x box, if you want to friend me so we can t-bag some newbs on halo my gamertag is "ImaToughGuy69".

 

I think I'm jealous of almost everyone I know, but only jealous of certain things, with a few exceptions like mr. vawdrey, charlie thurston, jude law, and more, no jealousy. There are few people I would actually switch places with though, because theres always something i dont like about them. Like justin beiber is rich, famous, and so much more, but he's still a huge wiener. It's kind of awkward for me because i probably wouldn't switch places with myself either. See chase hansen has it all, potentail, muscles, maddy johnson, kendall, i would probably change places with him actually. I wouldnt switch places with mr. nelson because he has to spend so much time with coach mcgeary. I could go on for hours, but from a writing standpoint, I'll talk about Demetri martin, even though he isn't my favorite I just didn't have time to contemplate this prompt between homework and skyrim.

 

I like dimitri because he is really clever and funny. Because its not hard to be funny when you put other people down or your really vulgar (sometimes like me). And most people who are clever are usually arrogant sluts. But demetri is the best of both worlds and I respect that. I wish i could be as funny as him. Here are some quotes

 

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.