Demetri Martin

I feel bad about being so late on this, i was just really occupied during christmas break messin around with girls and stuff, you know. I wish the blog post was just "what we got for christmas", ive already answered that question like 20 times. One of my gifts was a new x box, if you want to friend me so we can t-bag some newbs on halo my gamertag is "ImaToughGuy69".

 

I think I'm jealous of almost everyone I know, but only jealous of certain things, with a few exceptions like mr. vawdrey, charlie thurston, jude law, and more, no jealousy. There are few people I would actually switch places with though, because theres always something i dont like about them. Like justin beiber is rich, famous, and so much more, but he's still a huge wiener. It's kind of awkward for me because i probably wouldn't switch places with myself either. See chase hansen has it all, potentail, muscles, maddy johnson, kendall, i would probably change places with him actually. I wouldnt switch places with mr. nelson because he has to spend so much time with coach mcgeary. I could go on for hours, but from a writing standpoint, I'll talk about Demetri martin, even though he isn't my favorite I just didn't have time to contemplate this prompt between homework and skyrim.

 

I like dimitri because he is really clever and funny. Because its not hard to be funny when you put other people down or your really vulgar (sometimes like me). And most people who are clever are usually arrogant sluts. But demetri is the best of both worlds and I respect that. I wish i could be as funny as him. Here are some quotes

 

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.